Adero Duel: Disco Vader vs Jiro

good battle, & better storytelling by both of you, congratulations on keeping Kong well entertained...

disco vader's captain's log

08:00
this is flash, currently standing in as steward of disco vaderia. hours ago the ugnaughts completed the adero statue. disco vader put it back in its sacred spot to much pomp and circumstance. during the ceremony something went wrong with the music and the lighting. that was definitely a bad sign, disco vader always makes sure that the music and lighting are perfect.

i don't understand what happened next, but now as far i can tell, disco vader has locked himself in his disco hall -- or locked the rest of us out.

all security video feeds of disco hall are dead, and no one has been able to get through to disco vader.

14:00
flash here again. we got a jawa contractor through the ventilation system to enable one of the disco hall security feeds. there's something wrong with disco vader, that's for sure. he seems to have lost his mind, and he keeps talking to the adero statue -- which appears to have grown. no sound yet.

Pay no attention to that previous transmission from former Admiral Flash, that was an unauthorized communique.

-Retired General Jan Dodonna, Reactivated

lmfao. the funniest war thread ever lol nice 1