SPAM

nock nock, 'eavens Whore...Woops, door, I MEANT DOOR!

That sounds like an astute description of the "virgin" mary

You just love hot topics don't ya?

Fire is hot. Hmmm that gives me an idea... Spam and fire...

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FRIED SPAM! AWESOMENESS ITSELF!

Nomad wrote:You just love hot topics don't ya?

Just the most controversial ones

I prefer Flame broiled myself.

So many ways to enjoy SPAM.

SPAM, It's the other white meat!
(Yes I am fully aware it isn't white, but it COULD be...)

Spam is whiter than white. It's so white it's black!

Black SPAM? Mouldy SPAM?

Spam cannot go mouldy, unless it becomes a meme...

Taken from wikipedia because I can't be bothered to continue past the first link in google to expand my vocabulary:

A meme (pronounced /ˈmiːm/, rhyming with "cream"[1]) is a postulated unit of cultural ideas, symbols or practices, which can be transmitted from one mind to another through writing, speech, gestures, rituals or other imitable phenomena. (The etymology of the term relates to the Greek word μιμητισμός ([mɪmetɪsmos]) for "something imitated".)[2] Supporters of the concept regard memes as cultural analogues to genes, in that they self-replicate and respond to selective pressures.[3]

More stuff from the 'pedia:

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And stuff...


I love SPAM.

For you sherlock, an internets

An whole internets for moi?

*Sniff* I'm just so happy...

Yes, for you.

AWESOMNESS ITSELF!

Your last post rivals SPAM for Awesomeness!

Where is the other half of the coupon?

Probably being used to catch the blood..

Universe wrote:Probably being used to catch the blood..

Oh no you didn't...

rofl!



Had to use something..

You could've just used Alex's mouth

Now thats just getting wierd...

Welcome to the wonderful world of Spam

YAY! SPAM! I love SPAM. SPAM is good to see. SPAM is good to read. SPAM is good to say. SPAM is good to touch. SPAM is good to sell. SPAM is good to hear. SPAM is good to feed a fire. SPAM is good in muffins. SPAM is good in cake. Cookies are not the same without SPAM. SPAM is good on toast. SPAM improves everything. SPAM has no flaws. SPAM is consistently great. SPAM is comparitable to God (If you believe in that sort of thing.). Emails are not complete without SPAM. Marketing has many uses for SPAM. SPAM sells cars. SPAM made the moon. SPAM flows in rivers. SPAM is a great disinfectant. Cows love SPAM. Cows are SPAM. SPAM is SPAM. I SPAM. SPAM looks really funny when you have read it a bunch of times at once (Like now) SPAM is easy to spell. SPAM! is subtly improved by an exclamation mark. SPAM causes wars. SPAM is peace and love. SPAM stops wars. Death does not hold a canldle to SPAM SPAM is an obsession. SPAM takes over lives. SPAM and pirates are best friends. Computers are made from SPAM. You have been SPAMed. SPAM comes in cans (CANS I TELL YE!) SPAMITY SPAM IN A CAN! SPAM = Awesome SPAM SPAM SPAM.

tl;dr: spam.

spam? No no NO! It is SPAM <- CAPS PEOPLE!