Adero Duel: Disco Vader vs Jiro

About a month ago, after saving up what I felt was a princely sum in a low-risk Kuwal Market Account, I went down to my local Aderan-Mart and bought myself a one-of-a-kind (read: run-of-one, 1/1) Adero statuette. As some of you may know, there are many of us that believe that the Aderan Wars universe was invoked (or awakened) into being when the Great Adero spoke the words: "Let Turmoil, Dissent, and War find Aderan!" And so the planets of Aderan Wars began to form, captained by warlords and other leaders, and increasingly populated with warriors and their civilian support. They were all destined to fight. But alas I digress.

Once I had procured my Adero (where Aderan-Mart got it I dare not guess), I placed Him in my hallowed Disco Hall where I store my Achievements and Honors (where until Adero, my most prized possession was my Order of Kyora lying alongside my flawless vinyl Peter, the Wolf, and the Amazing Jimmy Smith). I made sure that each disco ball would highlight Adero with the greatest honor and respect possible here in my realm of Disco Vaderia.

Just last night, however, I found my Disco Hall disturbed. The music had been interrupted. A DJ chair was taken from the great Mix Master podium and placed in front of my Wall of Achievements and Honors, directly in front of Adero's Sacred Spot. Adero was missing!

Indeed, Adero remains missing. Someone has infiltrated Disco Vaderia.

Let it be known that the groovy Disco Vaderians are fell and forgetless, especially when the music is interrupted. We will not rest until Adero is returned to his Sacred Spot, the Infiltrator claims responsibility, and the Infiltrator pays for this crime. Do not take lightly this misstep. Do not attempt to deflect respnsibility or claim ignorance. Pay your due.

Oh, and our Disco Spy Corps has already identified you. We are just giving you an opportunity to honorably step forward on your own. Step up and let us set the terms of our Adero Duel!

Disco_Vader

groove: Another Day, Another Vendetta - Hatebreed

Lol I assume someone attacked you? Good luck disco

Hi Disco Vader,

I knew that you had strong links with the Bothans and that blasing your front door would not go unnoticed in their logs. Anyone that cannot hold on to the Adero statue is not worthy to posess it. Besides, I needed it as a material component for my aderium-powered-lightsaber-armed battle droids, so I chopped it to pieces and installed the chips of aderium into their now running reactors.
If you can meet my droids in battle and defeat them, I'll let you retrieve the aderium the statuette was made of , otherwise, hold your peace.

Jiro,

Good for you for stepping forward. Now, prepare to meet thy doom! Your disrespect for Adero will be punished in full!

And yes, I do not deny my ties with the Bothans, and since you so blithely bring them into this, you will rue their military might!

I will recover all of the aderium and crush you!

Your friend,
Disco Vader

Good luck to both sides, this should be intresting


You guys meeting at the roller derbe to "get it on"?

***Goes and gets popcorn and drinks***

I think Disco has always been in the murky shades of grey. I hope your prize is worth the trouble it has brought Jiro. Are you sure without the Adero you even have the might to take it back Vader?


*turns the lights down low and settles in for the show*

good luck to both... this is gonna be interesting...

The Disco Vaderians have unleashed their first round of vengeance. Dozens of Breakdance Squads were deployed on Jiro's home soil. After unloading a shocking display of Top Rock, Squad Leaders dove right into awe-inspiring Power Moves including the Lotus Flare and Deadman 90. In your face Jiro!

The Breakdancers alone took out some of Jiro's Assassins, Miners, and Workers.

Meanwhile, the Disco Spy Corps teamed up with some Bothan Special Forces to destroy a fleet of Jiro's tanks.

So far my forces have not uncovered any aderium but no matter. This is about Adero and respect for our Creator and His Followers. Jiro, you will pay for dishonoring the Sacred Semblance of Adero so honorably displayed in Disco Vaderia! This is but Round One! Don't make me tap into the power of the Kaiburr Crystal! That's right, you heard me. The Mimbanites have given me access to the Kaiburr Crystal and I will use it if need be.

Meanwhile, Jiro, take heed of the damage you have so far suffered and know there is more to come. I was originally planning to relent upon safe return of Adero, however since that is now impossible, I have not yet thought up an exit strategy on your behalf. Plan your next move well.

I knew you would send the Bothans to do your work, rather than facing me on the battlefield and was waiting for them.
Many Bothans died scratching the paint (and sometimes even the cellophane) on my brand new maglev battle tanks with their shoes and jewelry. Only your face covering earphones can have cancelled out their screams of agony.
I now know the measure just how much you have gone to the dark side from being in sparesely lit rooms echoing with the repetitive reverberations of music that died before it was born.
I will come back to dismantle the sound generator mind-controlling these poor people and liberate them. And then I'll treat them to Aretha Franklin's "Freedom". You have been warned.

Update: I decided to send in some assassin drones to prevent a new wave of Bothans breakdancing on my shiny tanks that are about to invade Disco Vaderia. Given that they've killed almost as many of the pesky spies as I have employees in my counter-intelligence unit, I think they've been effective.

Jiro's diary wrote:
This morning, the Disco Vaderians scratched the paint on 50,000 of my Maglev Battle Tanks (MBT's), rendering them unusable for combat, because they were not pretty enough to behold. My fighters fight with only the best materials after all.
Also, to my surprise, DV's tiny strike forces killed some of my assassins, miners and workers, despite being hammered by my still massive defences. And then DV's special forces tried to eliminate my counter-intelligence office. My special forces were prepared however, and when the alarm rang, they killed 150,000 of the invading forces.
Later this morning, my assassin droids decimated the DV spy network, killing 170,000 Bothans.
After my attack tanks had been repainted, I launched a counter assault at Disco Vaderia. The DV intelligence network had stolen my invasion plans before they got eliminated however and so they were prepared to pursue my troops when they used the hit-and-run tactics. When I then switched to a frontal assault, I got the upper hand, but the losses had been too great and I had to give up after the third wave of attack. I'll be back after I regroup.

Disco Vader, after I've kicked in the front door to let the sunshine in; into your dark, demented disco, please consider rejoining the Jedi order. There must still be some bit of Anakim Skydancer in you.

I just wonder why they fight each other.

Kenzu wrote:I just wonder why they fight each other.

one hit the other, and the 2 have decided to have some fun.

Not everyone wants to play a stat building game and nothing else. There is nothing wrong or unhonorable in having a good ole slobber knocker.

Ok, great. After reading the thread I now have this soung bouncing in my head!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Fifth_of_Beethoven

Miglow wrote:Ok, great. After reading the thread I now have this soung bouncing in my head!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Fifth_of_Beethoven

thank god somethings bouncing around up there

"go Jiro" put some rock-n-roll into that disco_vader

Wooohoooo another Jiro Supporter I thought I was the only one lol. Whoop some *** Jiro.

vader will win anywayz

I would grab some popcorn but im on a diet, i guess you guys will have to wait with your war

Try some of my rice popcorn, its for people on a diet.


Why they got to wait? My drink will get watered down.

Jiro's intelligence forces must have found out about my trip to Circarpous V and cutoff my own communications with the Disco Vaderian homeland. Most impressive, Jiro; most impressive indeed.

In my absence (and temporary communications blackout), Jiro launched repeated failed attacks though causing some damage. My poppers got up in front of Jiro's pretty tanks and put on quite a show to some Sly and the Family Stone (I Want To Take You Higher). Turns out, however, they just needed to pull some half-kuwal coins out of their pocket and threaten to scratch the paint again. Those Maglev Battle Tanks are really nice on the showroom floor; but if you're not willing to let them get dirty (or scratched), they are just a waste of kuwal.

I do have to admit that Jiro has been much more successful with my covert forces than he had any right to expect to be. Many Bothans died protecting the heart of Disco Vaderia, perhaps enough to permanently damage my chances of continuing my reliance on them. Also, as Jiro pointed out earlier, Jiro struck a critical blow against my special forces.

We are tired now, Jiro. Tired of your forces on our soil, tired of burning your flag (seriously, how many flags do you need to take with you to battle?), and tired of the war groove however kickin' it may be (we prefer to mix it up with some slow tunes by the Carpenters or the BeeGees). We are officially switching over to the 1980 Flash Gordon album by Queen.

Meanwhile, I see you are cowering behind protection. You better be prepared when you come out! You will be bombarded by the whole of Disco Vaderia chanting "Flash! Ah ah!" It is no coincidence that my most senior Admiral's name is Flash. You'll recognize him as the one that scratched-up the first round of your Tanks when you weren't looking. Too bad, because it was quite a show! He disabled 26 of your tanks all while doing a series of back hand-springs while reciting Young MC's Fastest Rhyme all in one breath.

Suddenly, Kingofshinobis steps in as he has heard of Jiro, The God of War, having trouble defeating the mighty Disco Vaderians . Lol I'm jk. Unless you want to bring someone else into the war too to make it more interesting

I m so gonna have to go listen to Flash Gordon now on youtube lol.

Nice shout Disco Vader

Good luck to both of you in your war - its certainly making interesting reading

Jiro emerged with guns-a-blazin' (and by that I mean as near as I can tell his Maglev Tanks were pointed the right way with auto-fire engaged). Some of his attacks were successful, though he paid a heavy penalty for it.

A heavier penalty I paid, however, when I attempted to undermine Jiro's special forces without the seasoned experience of the Bothans. I made a critical mistake when I gave my less-experienced breakdancers the go-ahead to upgrade their ground freezes to air freezes. I should have had them switch over to power moves like the caveman.

No matter. Jiro, if you still have more fight in you, bring it on! Your endurance and cunning have shown some worth, but you have done nothing to atone for your disrespect for Adero. If you are interested in what could be done, send me a message in-game.

Meanwhile, I am training up reserve special forces now starting a required-viewing double feature: Breakin' and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

While trying to take out more of the infamous DV spy network, I relied on outdated information regarding the DV special ops strecngth. Apparently the training procedures have been revised and improved and this lead him to catch a large amount of my assassin droids while they were entering the DV compound.
This lead me to decide to take out the DV defence with an all out assault. I ran out of bullets while targetting DV special ops, after reducing his defences to nightguards guarding his Kuwal.
I must say the cost of defending against DV aggression is higher than purchasing black-market aderium. I'll see if I can find some superglue and send you a message in-game.

After meeting with Jiro while eating some seaweed salad and vegetable tempura, I consulted with my Polyester Sith Advisory Board regarding Disco Vaderia's future and where Jiro sits in it.

We have decided not to deep fry him making him into a delicious makimono roll topped with eel sauce. Instead, we as a whole (and I in particular) have taken a shine to Jiro's genuine attempt to make amends.

There is to be peace! (queue: Everyday People - Sly and the Family Stone)

I have brought in a company of Ugnaughts who have been able to confirm that Jiro has returned all of the aderium from Adero's statue (by weight). Instead of trying superglue as Jiro attempted, the Ugnaughts will reforge the statue anew.

Long live Adero!