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Post by Kira on Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:17 am

oh haj! im new~
I don't think this board has got enough attention, so i had this great idea that came...out of no where to try and get it some by starting a fun and exciting topic about cats.... plus...i'm really bored....

I give to you...the cat thread....here you can post pictures of your cats..and perhaps give a brief biography (or at least their name bounce)

So to start off...i have this picture of one of my cats, Mom


Mom is about 16 years old....Her actual name is Mom-cat...but goes by mom for short. She was named this because when we found her on our doorstep in the middle of winter...she was carrying a litter of kittens. Since that litter of 8...she's had about 30 other kids.......so stop with the fat comments....i'd like to see you keep a nice figure after all that! She wasn't always fat, however. In her younger days...she would run outside all the time and hunt....oh how she would hunt. She'd bring little tokens of appreciation to the door step each morning...sometimes 3-4 birds...all....with the heads removed. She's now a humble lap cat retired from the hunting business with no desire to have anymore kids.

-The End-

more pictures/cats once i get a new camera...

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Re: The cat thread ~no dogs allows~

Post by buhcoreTheGreat on Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:02 am

Hay Kira!

You have a nice cat there ^_^ but you didn't mention her weight ... ohh it's a she .. did you know that my cat is also black and fat? Very Happy He doesn't really have a name ... we call him fatty or darky. He's a bit selfish and he likes to talk a lot. Everytime I come out he start to mijaav and roll on the ground, he must be really bored :>

here is a pic of him <33


and moree (I'm a snake shhh)



mmm



and his mom



I like to keep him fit and he loves to be in good shape as well. He is hunting too but he usually eats at home cause he could hunt so much food. (:

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Re: The cat thread ~no dogs allows~

Post by Kira on Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:06 am

omg lol...the first one is hilarious

he/she is all stretchin and relaxing...then looks at you like "wtf is that shit...gtfo of here with that!"
You shouldve named her " Cat the Bounty Hunter "
Cutest fattie paws I've ever seen on a keety.
My other cat is slightly less awesome. I named her Kira, and he's more of a slave. I make him play bomberman and aderan. I found him in a dumpster, and took him for dead. So naturally I took him home, and to my surprise he was actually just unconscious. Damn. Oh well.

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If you do not meet the requirements, odds are, while I am in your brain...I'll change your desktop background and probably call your mother and talk to her about the weather. If, however, you are deemed worthy...you will be instantly cast into the gauntlet in which you will learn the ninja arts or die trying...once passed, you will be a standing member of z0mg Ninjas.
Look for us where ever you see no pants.....well wait...don't look there...unless I guess you want to look there...but I mean...we're the only ones who don't have pants..so you probably would wanna look there...so...umm in conclusion......uhh.....we have no pants.



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Re: The cat thread ~no dogs allows~

Post by buhcoreTheGreat on Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:13 am

Hahaa I laughed hard reading this... I've got more "wtf" "gtfo" pictures !
I was thinking to give him a name like " Cat the Secret Spy " I love spies <3
do you have any more pics of your fatty ? :A

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Re: The cat thread ~no dogs allows~

Post by Kira on Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:16 am

Well...i once had a cat...and it was taken by Bush's "No cat left behind policy."


My stupid GREEN cat Razz

made this picture after one "vodka party". My cat likes to drink too. When he was younger he drunk a lot of beer, now he is too old for drinking every day. Sad Sometimes I'm giving him a single shot of tequila, but after this he looks exactly like on the picture. I like him becouse he accept my other cats alcoholism Razz oh well..beter get a dog too ;/
I love how dogs and alcohol made it into this thread. <3

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If you do not meet the requirements, odds are, while I am in your brain...I'll change your desktop background and probably call your mother and talk to her about the weather. If, however, you are deemed worthy...you will be instantly cast into the gauntlet in which you will learn the ninja arts or die trying...once passed, you will be a standing member of z0mg Ninjas.
Look for us where ever you see no pants.....well wait...don't look there...unless I guess you want to look there...but I mean...we're the only ones who don't have pants..so you probably would wanna look there...so...umm in conclusion......uhh.....we have no pants.



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Re: The cat thread ~no dogs allows~

Post by Sandwalker on Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:41 pm

Dog 1 - 0 Duck


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Re: The cat thread ~no dogs allows~

Post by Kira on Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:51 pm

lies ~.~

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If you do not meet the requirements, odds are, while I am in your brain...I'll change your desktop background and probably call your mother and talk to her about the weather. If, however, you are deemed worthy...you will be instantly cast into the gauntlet in which you will learn the ninja arts or die trying...once passed, you will be a standing member of z0mg Ninjas.
Look for us where ever you see no pants.....well wait...don't look there...unless I guess you want to look there...but I mean...we're the only ones who don't have pants..so you probably would wanna look there...so...umm in conclusion......uhh.....we have no pants.



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Re: The cat thread ~no dogs allows~

Post by Frozen Flame on Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:00 pm

here is my new homemate Very Happy
just got him 3 days ago and hes already playing with everything that comes on his way Razz

best part is when you want to go by him.. he attacks your leg and starts biting it Razz (its all forgiven since hes 2 months old Smile )




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Post by Kira on Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:14 pm

She's really gangsta (you can tell by the way her right foot is slightly angled towards the camera, while the other foot is stamped defiantly on the ground, trademark of all gangsta kitties) The mouth stain is from the blood of other cats who have died a horrible death through her jaws. Besides that, she likes long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners.

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If you do not meet the requirements, odds are, while I am in your brain...I'll change your desktop background and probably call your mother and talk to her about the weather. If, however, you are deemed worthy...you will be instantly cast into the gauntlet in which you will learn the ninja arts or die trying...once passed, you will be a standing member of z0mg Ninjas.
Look for us where ever you see no pants.....well wait...don't look there...unless I guess you want to look there...but I mean...we're the only ones who don't have pants..so you probably would wanna look there...so...umm in conclusion......uhh.....we have no pants.



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Re: The cat thread ~no dogs allows~

Post by Frozen Flame on Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:19 pm

its he-.-
well he already has his cat meetings at home.. soo now i know what am i dealing with Razz thanks xD

you dont know if your cat died?.. did it run away?

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