buttscratcher?

I take my "point judging" very seriously, and researched myself if what gamerdna says, is in fact, worthy of a "point".

I have some shocking results:


According to these findings, you are a homosexual. However, it cannot be ignored that "you" are actually a "GOOD" homosexual. Of course, in both literal and social terms, this does not make sense, since there is no such
thing as a " good" or " bad" homosexual in exponential existence.
So I have come to a conclusion, due to many years studying politically correct english, that you are in fact an outstanding homosexual.

I will alert both the American and Canadian Mathematical Society for these fascinating findings.

your equation solving has a mistake

final line isn't
you + good = homosexual

but
you x good = homosexual

Admin wrote:your equation solving has a mistake

final line isn't
you + good = homosexual

but
you x good = homosexual

or rather - (you/good)=homosexual.

I worry about you guys sometimes.

Omg, I need to call The Homosexual Orphan Society because you are homosexual and have no family to live with.

:'( That makes me feel sad.

(LOL, funny? Or Not...)

Your all wrong im afraid

Is the negative root of "good side" to the power of "homosexual power"

If we say:
You = V
Jak = W
Good = X
Side = Y
Homosexual power = Z

Your equation becomes
W + ((XY)^-1)^Z = V*(WY)

tidying up the powers

W + (XY)^-Z = VWY

A neat trick here is to move W to the other side and take it out to make it a factor as such:

(XY)^-Z = W(VY-1)

THis is the same as

1/W = ((XY)^Z)*(VY-1)

and finaly deciphering

opposite of Jak = Good side empowered by homosexual power mixed with your side minus one person

So basicely

Jak = Homosexual

Are you intel machine?

and moving to spam

who is jak?

good call admin.

no im not a machine....

ive just done too much maths in my life so that i have this illness whereby when i see a formula i have to solve it.

When you solve your first differential equation with imaginary numbers up to and including the third differential youll know what im talking about...

What are you talking about?

Pwning people with math. That's the only explanation.
You got me.Which I why I have an asian girl chained to my keyboard. I make her speak for me on ventrilo, demand her to design my clothes, and force her to take pictures of herself looking happy. Sometimes I feed her bits of dried ramen.
You're probably right - My last math class was 3 years ago. Then again, a number to the homosexual power has ideal cancellation properties. ( I would know. My asian prisoner told me so )

So you will prolly ask:

I have an asian girl chained to my keyboard

Aw shii- where did you get that? And most importantly how can I get one??
PS: can she also serve as a USB key? just asking

Well, I saw her on myspace. We started chatting and we hit it off so well, we decided to meet up. Upon meeting her, I instantly fell in love. I became incredibly nervous as to what I could say to get her to like me, so I hesitantly said " Please come to my house or I will kill your family ... ? " and we've been together ever since.

P.S3: whats with the title? lol

Hai-Shulud wrote:no im not a machine....

ive just done too much maths in my life so that i have this illness whereby when i see a formula i have to solve it.

When you solve your first differential equation with imaginary numbers up to and including the third differential youll know what im talking about...

i cried my first time. all hail ''i'' and the non existent zero.

LOL Chaos "i" should be assassinated. It has made my life hell!

An actual conversation i had with my teacher:

Teacher: So what is the root of this complex number (3i-5)
Me: Why?
Teacher: No i said what is it
Me: No why on earth would anyone care or need to know that
Teacher: It has implications in engineering ive been told, plus doesn't it give you a sense of satisfaction to solve such problems?
Me: You need to get a life or get laid, preferably both
Teacher: Have you ever touched a girl son? I didnt think so, now shut up and concentrate
Me: Hey it aint me getting off on "imaginary" numbers

( our maths teacher was a bit of a legend so banter was allowed )

@ Kira,,, Mine is philipino, and I use silk scarves. Leaves no marks and super strong.

@ Hai,,, where you go to school at?


And you guys dont get the title?