shadow_Phoenix [ The Company (TIE) ] attacks Disco_Vader [ World Republic (O) ]

Ah, Kira, you speak wisdom. The Disco_Vaderians, replete with cookies (and pants, I might add, polyester pants), ponder the cookie conundrum as part of standard curriculum. We believe the important question is: what do you do if you lost your cookie at the disco (cue up: Me Lost Me Cookie at the Disco)? The follow up question is: what do you do with all these cookies (cue up: The Hustle)?

The war is over.

shadow_Phoenix got the jump on me at 20:59 game time:
[07 Oct] 20:59 You have a new message in your inbox
[07 Oct] 21:00 You have a new message in your inbox
[07 Oct] 21:01 There was an attack mission against you
[07 Oct] 21:01 There was an attack mission against you
[07 Oct] 21:01 There was an attack mission against you
[07 Oct] 21:01 There was an attack mission against you
[07 Oct] 21:09 Your Defensive units have NOT been assassinated
[07 Oct] 21:10 There was an attack mission against you
[07 Oct] 21:10 There was an attack mission against you
[07 Oct] 21:10 There was an attack mission against you

He started off hostilities honorably with a statement of intent:
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From: shadow_Phoenix
Subject: INFERNO FINALE.
LETS DO THIS
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and roared a great battle cry:
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From: shadow_Phoenix
Subject: no subject
rrrrrrrrarrararrarararararararaaaffaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhh,
this is it my final attack , Shuntensasu . just like its name you will be crushed instantly . arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.
fire.
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I got into the action:
[07 Oct] 21:05 Covert/Sabotage
[07 Oct] 21:06 Covert/Sabotage
[07 Oct] 21:06 Assassin/Offense Success
[07 Oct] 21:08 Strike/Assault
[07 Oct] 21:09 Strike/Assault
[07 Oct] 21:10 Strike/Assault
[07 Oct] 21:12 Strike/Attack
[07 Oct] 21:13 Assassin/Defense Success
[07 Oct] 21:13 Assassin/Defense Success
[07 Oct] 21:14 Covert/Sabotage
[07 Oct] 21:15 Covert/Sabotage
[07 Oct] 21:15 Covert/Sabotage
[07 Oct] 21:15 Covert/Sabotage
[07 Oct] 21:16 Assassin/Assassin Success
[07 Oct] 21:17 Assassin/Covert Success
[07 Oct] 21:17 Assassin/Assassin Success

After this, I got a message:
[07 Oct] 21:18 You have a new message in your inbox
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From: shadow_Phoenix
Subject: Surrender.
I Surrender , you won this War . however i started this war. so by right i cant be the one to ask for a truce . so finish me off , or you be the one to call a truce.
your strong but not as strong as Majhoka . he too attacked me for kuwal . i challenged him but he said for me to get stronger than to come and see him .
as per my insults , that was to make it more fun , kinda like watching pro wrestlers. the war cry was all me baby , raaaaaaaaaghhhh.
i will be waiting for your reply . until then good day.
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I immediately ceased fire, set shadow_Phoenix to peace, and sent this reply:
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From: Disco_Vader
Subject: no subject
shadow_Phoenix
I accept your surrender, I have ceased hostilities, and have set you to Peace.
You will note that I left your economic units unharmed.
You proved to be a truly honorable adversary, and I salute you. I must say you provided a very entertaining, enjoyable war.
You have definitely earned my respect and I have no hard feelings. I look forward to see you rebuild and excel in the game.
The people of my land, the Disco_Vaderians, dedicate a song to you by the Commodores: Brick House.
Cheers!
Disco_Vader
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The final act in this conflict was shadow_Phoenix setting me to Neutral.

This war is over.

On behalf of all the Disco_Vaderians, I congratulate shadow_Phoenix on this honorable and entertaining war diversion. I wish you good luck, shadow_Phoenix. I already sense a disturbance in the force. Your realm rising. You do your name justice.

And now, with some Disco_Vaderians tending to the wounded, the people of my realm take a moment to boogie on down to Superfly!

and now a shameless plug. I am recruiting officers:
http://aderanwars.forumotion.com/officer-recruitment-f17/iso-officers-witty-looking-to-grow-population-get-rich-dominate-t885.htm

As specified in the referenced thread, candidates must own pants. Candidates are not required to be wearing the pants however. I do recommend wearing pants, though. Fancy pants. Fancy polyester pants.

haha, that made my night so far, congrats to both sides for a battle fought fair and well. May the next time a battle breaks out, I have popcorn ready

lol, excellent thread, well played to both side